1) The Inappropriate Gift Co

How to fucking swear around the world game. Seriously wondering if I can claim this on tax. Seems like an ‘educational expense’ to me.

With 100 cards each featuring a different swear word from around the world, you will be left with a rather inappropriate and offensive talent.

2) Uncle Reco

Another favourite on our list of 12 days of inappropriate Christmas.

This year we couldn’t go past the let’s party combo. For all the bogans, rednecks and eshays….we got you bro. Combo includes 1 x Let's Party Legionnaires hat in Pink/Blue & 1 x Pair of Pink/Blue Speed Dealers 

Let’s party cu*ts!

3) Ken Oath

We freakin love Ken Oath’s range. I even got hubby one of the wheels and waves collections with the landrover shortie. For those of you not in the know, my husband collects series 2 ex-military landrover #thatsnotweird

Anyway back to our pick this year….

At first sight, they're going to be squinting. Oh the looks on their faces. This Kenoath tee is the one that can land us in hot water. Consider yourself warned!

4) Farkew emporium

This lady turns out some of the best inappropriate gifts. She is always on our list.. This year we went with Rude Hand Gestures Around the World.  What you thought was an innocent thumbs-up could cause serious offence in certain parts of the world, learn all about what different hand gestures mean around the globe with this set of 100 cards. Why be inappropriate in Australia only when there are so many countries that you can offend.

5) Flaming Profanities

My Last Fuck, Oh Look It's On Fire!

This one is for my husband, his fav saying is he has zero fucks to give…here ya go big fella!

Their Candles are different. They are more fucking awesome than the average. The jars are printed. There are no sticker labels or Vinyl. They are printed right here in-house in sunny Qld, Australia.

6) That Printed Vinyl Place

Managed by fellow legend, Tracy.

We went a bit crafty with this one. Our friends at That Printed Vinyl Place have a heap of prints for those wanting to make their own fancy AF shirts. This design spoke to me. Adulting is bullshit. Pre printed on Bflex  HTV, These panels are ready to apply directly onto t-shirts or Tote bags. 

7) The Fuck Off Shop

One of my fav comedians Christian Hull, is the mastermind behind the Fuck Off shop. Due to the amount of rain and floods here in Queensland, what better gift than this umbrella!  Open this umbrella up in rain, hail or shine. The power it gives you and the way it makes you feel is AMAZING!

Its like a shield from the weather and from other people. 

8) Wordy Wines

Stumbled across the COVID collection of these! Couldn’t go past ‘Pairs Well With Bat’ They have an entire range dedicated to COVID. Worth a look! You get to pick what sort of wine you want: Sauvignon Blanc (White), Sparkling (White), Chardonnay (White), Pinot Grigio (White), Rosé or Shiraz (Red)

9) Spicy Baboon

Get out your footy franks and statue of little baby cheeses, it's Christmas time!! Give a gift this year that's a little bit noice, different, unusual. 🎁👌

Couldn’t go past this Kath n Kim shirt, also available as a mug and other gifts.

10) Australia the Gift

Joke Toilet Roll

Aussies have always found toilet humour freaking hilarious. Especially after the great TP shortage of 2020-21. We couldn’t go past this one. You can’t go wrong with this gift, for any occasion. This item can also be perfect for you if you want to be entertained on the loo of course.

11) Glitter Bomb Your Enemies

Spring Loaded Penis Bomb

These guys were in last year's list with ‘Eat a bag of Dicks’ candy. Still, my fav saying. Anyway, I couldn’t go past penis confetti. Whats even better is its spring-loaded! Oh the joy, of having hundreds of tiny penises bombarding you and decorating your surroundings. Because regular confetti just doesn’t cut it.

12) Melbourne Cookie Co

Vagina Cookies

I like to even out the sexes. Can’t have a penis gift with out a vagina! Oh yeah the V word! Our southern friends have cooked up a storm with these cheeky sets of cookies. This box comes with 12 cookies: 6 x vagina and 6 x round cookies with your choice of message, Oh so many messages come to mind…all inappropriate of course!