12 Days of Inappropriate Christmas Gifts | 2024

The 12 Days of Inappropriate Christmas Gifts is back and badder than ever! We're here to help you find the funniest, most outrageous Christmas gifts this great land has to offer. Brace yourself for a sleigh full of laughter and mischief! Whether you've been naughty or nice, we've got something that'll make you chuckle like Santa himself.

Sit back with a coffee or a rum (no judgment), and get ready to laugh out loud as we unwrap a mix of favourites from previous years and some fresh picks from our local gems. We're bringing you the best of the best, with a touch of Aussie humour that'll have you ho-ho-ho-ing all the way through the holiday season.

So, let's spread some cheeky holiday cheer and explore the wackiest, most inappropriate gifts that'll leave your loved ones in stitches. Get ready to sleigh this gift-giving game and make this Christmas truly unforgettable. It's time to find those presents that'll make Santa blush and make everyone's spirits bright! šŸŽ…āœØ

Join us for this riotous celebration of laughter, mischief, and the joy of giving. Make sure to follow us now, as we unveil a new surprise every day for the 12 Days of Inappropriate Christmas Gifts. It's the season to be sassy, jolly, and authentically you. Let's make this holiday season the most hilarious one yet! šŸ˜„šŸŽ

1 - The Inappropriate Gift Co

Cunt of the Year trophy. Speaks for itself really šŸ†

Look, a few out there deserve this, so you might want to order in bulk! I only need oneā€¦.

Head over to our friends at The Inappropriate Gift Co to get yours.

2 - Uncle Reco

I need one of these šŸ¤£

Keeps the sun off and lets people know I'm in charge. 

Let's face it this Christmas will be hot as hell, you might as well protect the noggin.

Donā€™t forget, no hat no play! 

3 - Ken Oath

If youā€™re Aussie youā€™ll get itā€¦. If not well, ask an Aussie!

This year we love the Farkenoath Bitters Mens Tee, who doesnā€™t love a road trip!?"Got the beers?" A road trip out west requires the finest of bush supply - namely a cool tee, tough rig, good crew and 10 cartons of Far-Kenoath.

Because Desi is a great bloke, he's offering a sneaky 20% discount! Use the code MISFIT20

4 - Farkew Emporium

We all love a bit of ring-sting šŸ”„

Fuck me Thatā€™s Hot Sauce- This aptly-named, super-hot creation combines the sweetness from fresh kiwifruit with New Zealand-grown Smokinā€™ Edā€™s Carolina Reaper Peppers.   

5 - Threadheads

Cockatoo Beer Air Freshener

Live, laugh, sniff

The Mona Lisa of air fresheners. A scent that conquers all. Pimp your ride with designs that'll have your passengers begging you to keep your eyes on the road.

6 - Sew Quirky

This one hits home hard. As a fellow creative and someone who genuinely loves helping people, I canā€™t tell you how many times I actually did do work for the so-called ā€˜exposureā€™. 

Design by Lucy Jennings

7 - Cheeky Plant Co. Pot

I couldnā€™t go past Serial Plant Killer Pot I have the best intentions but there have been a few deaths. Side note, shitty toxic environments are bad for plants and Iā€™m not talking about chemicals....

8 - Maisey & Oscar

Iā€™d Fuck Me Bath Mat

It speaks for itself really!  

The perfect gift for your sexiest of friends (especially those who have just gone through a self-love-depleting breakup) or for yourself #obvs, itā€™s time to let your self-love free with the rudest and most rebellious bath mat weā€™ve ever created.

9 - Spicy Baboon

White Member šŸ†ā„ļø - Christmas Ornament

If any of you misfits get this, I want photos! Iā€™ll send you a Misfit Bottle opener for your troubles. Bonus points if you snuck it in on Mum's tree without her noticing.

10 - Box of Goodies

I couldnā€™t go past the Dirty Bitch Gift Box

Packed with naughtiness she'll get a laugh and smell pretty! If a unique gift is what you're after, send our dirty bitch box and listen for the laughter - it's guaranteed! Perfect for the bitchy men in your life too!

11 - TBL Designs

This lady is a local and I spied her gear at the Springfield markets. She gets aroundā€¦.not in that way! I meant she sells at the markets around Springfield, Tambourine, Ripley and surrounds. I couldnā€™t go past the Fuck it Calander. I say it so much that my parrot Dexter is starting to say it šŸ˜‚

You can pick this bad boy up online or at their studio, located at Forest Lake, Brisbane, Qld. Check out their socials for what market they will be at.. 

Be quick, stocks are limited.

12 - Dad man trading

Rudolph G-String

I laughed my ass off at this one. Last but not leastā€¦.Keep ya willy covered with a ā€˜One size fits mostā€™ g banger. Spice up your flashing with this masterpiece. Make this year's Christmas unforgettable. 

Well, I hope you enjoyed this years' 12 Days of Inappropriate Christmas Gifts! We had an absolute blast sharing these hilarious and cheeky gift ideas with you. Remember, the holiday season is all about spreading laughter, mischief, and joy, and what better way to do that than with a gift that leaves your loved ones in stitches.

As we bid farewell to this riotous celebration, we encourage you to keep the playful spirit alive all year round. Embrace your authentic self, embrace the mischievous side, and never be afraid to bring some laughter into the world. From all of us, we wish you a sassy, jolly, and authentic holiday season. Stay tuned for more laughter and surprises in the days to come. Merry Christmas and may your spirits always be bright! šŸŽ…āœØ

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