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What to expect from me
I never beat around the bush (Aussie for cutting the crap). I’m a strong believer in telling it how it is. I promise to supply ballsy branding and killer digital design that kicks ass. I will be upfront, realistic, and focused. I do have OCD so you know I pay attention to details. I will always offer the best advice and course of action to suit your projects needs.
I’m a passionate, dedicated designer and I promise to Eat, sleep, design, repeat until your project is finished.
My clients are all over Australia
I’m a little bit sweary…well a lot actually. I know it’s not ladylike and frankly, I don’t give a shit. I live a ridiculously busy life in South East Queensland near Redland Bay. We have chickens, ducks, turkies, geese, horses and I can go on but I won’t. Aside from them I also have 3 children that drive me crazy most of the time. They are busy, independent thinkers that keep my hands full. I love them dearly.
Being creative is not just something I do for work, I have to do it. I always have.
I love critters of all shapes and sizes. It’s a complete fascination that I’m lucky to share with my eldest child. I’m particularly fond of horses, birds and just adore frogs. I’ve wrangled a few snakes and goannas in my day and also love interesting bugs. We did have a centipede called princess living with us for a while.
I am a rule-breaking, non-conformist, opinionated tomboy. I have been called much worse. My skin is thick and I take no crap…apart from my super bossy threenager (yeah that’s a thing). Parenting is hard work!
My assistant is a 5-year-old Alexandrine called Dexter. He’s sweary too! Bad tempered and poops a lot. He is great at shredding paper and shit at making coffee.
If you’re still reading and have a sly grin on your face or even a giggle, then it’s meant to be. Take your time going through my services and make sure to download my price list. I’m willing to customize my packages to suit your needs. I do not negotiate my prices but I do have payment plans for the budget conscious. You are paying for my skills, experience and strategic thinking. I also have a shitload of animals that need feeding and children, so there’s that too.