Do you play well with others?
It’s OK if you don’t. I get it. But if we are going to work well together we might as well get it sorted out now. The one thing all my clients have in common is they are family owned businesses. I prefer serviced based industries and specialise in trades and military. I love the upfront, no-fuss nature of these industries and find we always work well together.
You will need to
+ Be upfront and honest
+ Committed to making your brand happen
+ Understand that not all ideas are awesome and accept honest feedback
+ Not ask every Tom, Dick and Harry if they like your designs…I design for you, not everyone else
+ Appreciate solid analysis, smart strategy, and killer execution
+ Know good design takes time and strategy is king
+ Have a wicked sense of humor…or at least like a laugh
+ Bonus points for critter lovers
What to expect from me
I never beat around the bush (Aussie for cutting the crap). I’m a strong believer in telling it how it is. I promise to supply ballsy branding and killer digital design that kicks ass. I will be upfront, realistic, and focused. I do have OCD so you know I pay attention to details. I will always offer the best advice and course of action to suit your projects needs.
I’m a passionate, dedicated designer and I promise to Eat, sleep, design, repeat until your project is finished.
My clients are all over Australia
I’m a little bit sweary…well a lot actually. I know it’s not ladylike and frankly, I don’t give a shit. I live a ridiculously busy life in South East Queensland near Redland Bay. We have chickens, ducks, turkies, geese, horses and I can go on but I won’t. Aside from them I also have 3 children that drive me crazy most of the time. They are busy, independent thinkers that keep my hands full. I love them dearly.
Being creative is not just something I do for work, I have to do it. I always have.
I love critters of all shapes and sizes. It’s a complete fascination that I’m lucky to share with my eldest child. I’m particularly fond of horses, birds and just adore frogs. I’ve wrangled a few snakes and goannas in my day and also love interesting bugs. We did have a centipede called princess living with us for a while.
I am a rule-breaking, non-conformist, opinionated tomboy. I have been called much worse. My skin is thick and I take no crap…apart from my super bossy threenager (yeah that’s a thing). Parenting is hard work!
My assistant is a 5-year-old Alexandrine called Dexter. He’s sweary too! Bad tempered and poops a lot. He is great at shredding paper and shit at making coffee.
If you’re still reading and have a sly grin on your face or even a giggle, then it’s meant to be. Take your time going through my services and make sure to download my price list. I’m willing to customize my packages to suit your needs. I do not negotiate my prices but I do have payment plans for the budget conscious. You are paying for my skills, experience and strategic thinking. I also have a shitload of animals that need feeding and children, so there’s that too.