Each year we make a list of the 12 most Inappropriate Christmas Gifts. It started off as a joke, then it got more serious. Especially since COVID. So we are making it an official thing. We list all the companies and the gift we love this year. It supports our local economy and we love helping others. So here it goes!
1) The Inappropriate Gift Co
Cooked Aussies Card GameThe funny rude card game all Aussies will love. If you like cards against humanity you will love this.
The fully sickest Australian card game for you and your mates to play during an arvo barbie while having a cold one. Made by Aussies for Aussies
2) Ken Oath
Aside from their cheeky take on some Aussie slang and beach-street culture clothing, we love that you can join the M8 club and get a personalised shirt or singlet.
Christmas Order cut off is 9th of December. These tees take quite a bit of time to set up!
Aside from their cheeky take on some Aussie slang and beach-street culture clothing, we love that you can join the M8 club and get a personalised shirt or singlet.
Also these guys are supporters of The Black Dog Institute just like us!
Bonza!
3) Charm Offensive
In particular their shirt 'See you next Tuesday' You either know exactly what that means or you have NFI.
We love all their product, so check out their online store.
4) CU in the NT
Reversible Bucket hats. We actually have one of their trucker caps. They are very good quality and we are seeing more of their merch in Qld.
CU in the NT is the independent underground campaign designed to promote travel awareness to the unique Northern Territory as an ideal travel destination for the young or young at heart.
5) Nat's what I reckon
Our favourite sweary, anti-jar-sauce warrior is back . . . Death To Jar Sauce features 25 rad recipes illustrated by Sydney artists Bunkwaa, Glenno, Warrick McMiles and Onnie O'Leary.
6) CBFitwear
Managed by fellow legend, Tracy.
Wanna know what CBF stands for? Can you guess? I have a few shirts from here, No BS zone is my fav!
7) Uncle Reco
We all have at least 1 inappropriate uncle (I don’t mean that in a sleazy way). These guys have some awesome Aussie apparel. This year we are loving the VB Christmas Baubles.
8) Farkew emporium
This lady turns out some of the best. Classy AF. Who doesn’t need to Clam the fuck down this year?
Order now if you want for Christmas because she's packing her bags and heading to Queensland!
9) Glitter Bomb your Enimies
We give you 'Eat a Bag of Dicks' by the folks at Glitter Bomb your Enimies.
Hands down my favourite saying this year to people that give me the shits. Now I don't have to say it! I can send it to them!
A tasty prank, that will leave a lasting impression.
10) Dan Murphys
Yes that loveable liquor store made the cut. Lets face it, most people will be heading there anyway this time of year.
This year they have Gingle Bells gin filled baubles are so colourful and fun one set will not be enough! Each bauble is infused with unique botanicals in small batches to create something very special.
6 unique, colourful and all natural gin baubles threaded with a silver ribbon.
11) Love Layla Australia
Hilarious, cheeky and rude Greetings Cards that will definitely provide laughs all round!
This year we went with its a bad season for Gingers. I have a few Ginger ninjas I’ll give this to.
12) Mad plant ladies
Check out the range of punny pots. Our personal favourites Thirsty AF and Please don’t die.
They have an online store or if you are impatient like us, they are at various markets in Ipswich, Eagleby and Springfield.
What a list! We had a heap of fun putting it together. Not just for us, but for you and the Aussie retailers. It's been a rough few years for them. Well except for Dan Murphy's. They probably tripled their profits!
Recap of our 12 Days of inappropriate Christmas
Want to feature in 12 Days of Inappropriate Christmas Gifts?
Or do you have a business you would like to nominate? Or have you purchased something from an Aussie company you think should be added? We are all ears!
