It's that time of year again! Ho ho ho peeps. This December I have rolled out the 12 Days of Inappropriate Christmas. Starting December 1st. I will be sharing Australian Owned Business that stock the best inappropriate Christmas Gifts. There is no particular order because I’m not judgy like that. They are all winners in my eyes!
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1) The Inappropriate Gift Co
How to fucking swear around the world game. Seriously wondering if I can claim this on tax. Seems like an ‘educational expense’ to me.
With 100 cards each featuring a different swear word from around the world, you will be left with a rather inappropriate and offensive talent.
2) Uncle Reco
Another favourite on our list of 12 days of inappropriate Christmas.
This year we couldn’t go past the let’s party combo. For all the bogans, rednecks and eshays….we got you bro. Combo includes 1 x Let's Party Legionnaires hat in Pink/Blue & 1 x Pair of Pink/Blue Speed Dealers
Let’s party cu*ts!
3) Ken Oath
We freakin love Ken Oath’s range. I even got hubby one of the wheels and waves collections with the landrover shortie. For those of you not in the know, my husband collects series 2 ex-military landrover #thatsnotweird
Anyway back to our pick this year….
At first sight, they're going to be squinting. Oh the looks on their faces. This Kenoath tee is the one that can land us in hot water. Consider yourself warned!
4) Farkew emporium
This lady turns out some of the best inappropriate gifts. She is always on our list.. This year we went with Rude Hand Gestures Around the World. What you thought was an innocent thumbs-up could cause serious offence in certain parts of the world, learn all about what different hand gestures mean around the globe with this set of 100 cards. Why be inappropriate in Australia only when there are so many countries that you can offend.
5) Flaming Profanities
My Last Fuck, Oh Look It's On Fire!
This one is for my husband, his fav saying is he has zero fucks to give…here ya go big fella!
Their Candles are different. They are more fucking awesome than the average. The jars are printed. There are no sticker labels or Vinyl. They are printed right here in-house in sunny Qld, Australia.
6) That Printed Vinyl Place
Managed by fellow legend, Tracy.
We went a bit crafty with this one. Our friends at That Printed Vinyl Place have a heap of prints for those wanting to make their own fancy AF shirts. This design spoke to me. Adulting is bullshit. Pre printed on Bflex HTV, These panels are ready to apply directly onto t-shirts or Tote bags.
7) The Fuck Off Shop
One of my fav comedians Christian Hull, is the mastermind behind the Fuck Off shop. Due to the amount of rain and floods here in Queensland, what better gift than this umbrella! Open this umbrella up in rain, hail or shine. The power it gives you and the way it makes you feel is AMAZING!
Its like a shield from the weather and from other people.
8) Wordy Wines
Stumbled across the COVID collection of these! Couldn’t go past ‘Pairs Well With Bat’ They have an entire range dedicated to COVID. Worth a look! You get to pick what sort of wine you want: Sauvignon Blanc (White), Sparkling (White), Chardonnay (White), Pinot Grigio (White), Rosé or Shiraz (Red)
9) Spicy Baboon
Get out your footy franks and statue of little baby cheeses, it's Christmas time!! Give a gift this year that's a little bit noice, different, unusual. 🎁👌
Couldn’t go past this Kath n Kim shirt, also available as a mug and other gifts.
10) Australia the Gift
Joke Toilet Roll
Aussies have always found toilet humour freaking hilarious. Especially after the great TP shortage of 2020-21. We couldn’t go past this one. You can’t go wrong with this gift, for any occasion. This item can also be perfect for you if you want to be entertained on the loo of course.
11) Glitter Bomb Your Enemies
Spring Loaded Penis Bomb
These guys were in last year's list with ‘Eat a bag of Dicks’ candy. Still, my fav saying. Anyway, I couldn’t go past penis confetti. Whats even better is its spring-loaded! Oh the joy, of having hundreds of tiny penises bombarding you and decorating your surroundings. Because regular confetti just doesn’t cut it.
12) Melbourne Cookie Co
I like to even out the sexes. Can’t have a penis gift with out a vagina! Oh yeah the V word! Our southern friends have cooked up a storm with these cheeky sets of cookies. This box comes with 12 cookies: 6 x vagina and 6 x round cookies with your choice of message, Oh so many messages come to mind…all inappropriate of course!
What a list! We had a heap of fun putting it together. Not just for us, but for you and the Aussie retailers. It's been a rough few years for them.
Recap of our 12 Days of inappropriate Christmas
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